{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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