The Hôtel de Brienne is an 18th-century hôtel particulier at 14 Rue Saint-Dominique in the 7th arrondissement of Paris, France. It serves as the official residence of the minister of defence.
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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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