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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
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{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}